Why is it that I can never find my keys when I'm pressured for time !!?!!

This is a trial bitch however the problem is an acute one that I suffer from often.

 

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haha welcome Mike!

It's ok pretty soon our "retinas" will serve as our keys etc.  Just don't lose an eye and you'll be just fine ;)

 

pitched by : aronado

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hee hee, yeah, me too. Along with my phone & license!

 

pitched by : ravee rave

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toooo funny...and sooo common.....if my husb head wsen attached he'd loose that too.....he he!!!lol.....got another one mike???

pitched by : loriloo

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Rebelene and I suffer from OKD (Obsessive Key Disorder) so I understand your problem quite well.  OKD can be diagnosed if you habitually check to see if you have your keys 2 or more times before closing a door or turning a lock... or, if you must have your hands physically ON your keys as the door is being closed.

Those who suffer from OKD do so because of the problems like you describe above.  I hope you don't develop full OKD, and are merely just a carrier.

I tried to stop myself from developing full blown OKD by installing a special key hook in my house where the keys are supposed to live anytime they're not in my obsessive hands... but it was too late for me.  

Yes, I've looked at my keys 4 times while typing this.  Pathetic, I know.  

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