Why Do I Have to Lower the Seat?

Women want equality - yet I'm the one that always has to lower and raise the seat.

I say - if you want equality then we should share the burden of gross things. You have to raise the seat and I have to lower it. We share the burden 50/50.

Think about it.

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That has been my point for years. What is the big deal about a raised seat?

pitched by : Rich2809

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hahah well, good/interesting point. I think it's kinda like opening the door for a woman, I still do it, my wife likes it and I even do it for other women. I have been told "I can open the door on my own" once.

Sure women want equality but, think they still want men to be somewhat accomodating.

Should we share the burden on the toilet thing?

pitched by : aronado

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I couldn't give a crap about lowering the seat. Who cares? It's not like I go to the bathroom and just plop my butt down w/out looking first. Women bitching about this need to get a freakin' life. Now, Aronado, opening the door - Im with you there buddy. Open the door for me. THAT has nothing to do w/ my equal rights. That has to do with you being raised like a gentleman. Keep it up and you'll continue getting lucky ;-)

pitched by : BitchyMe

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hahahaha *luckY* I am waiting ;P

pitched by : aronado

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OK...the reason being..in my personal situation....is that if you leave the seat UP....and I need to TeeTee in the middle of the night...HELLO... I then fall into the icy cold water....got it??? Talked bout' pissed off.....

pitched by : loriloo

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Seat down. Lid closed. C'mon.Some folks ain't so good about keeping that toilet clean. I'd rather not walk into someones bathroom and see ick.

loriloo - I agree with ya'. You get up in the middle of the night and you are not so awake - cold water doesn't feel so good....

pitched by : rebelene13

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Has anyone fallen into the toilet? NO I don't think so.

pitched by : Rich2809

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"Fallen into" and "plunked your ass into" the water are 2 different things, Rich.

I think loriloo was using the word "fallen" as a nicer way of saying "dunking ones ass."

pitched by : rebelene13

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Response to digidave on bitchybetty.org on 12seconds.tv

pitched by : telluridenow

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get an Aussie commode - the water level is much lower - and anyway what's wrong with a bit of a wash?

pitched by : rrakausk

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If you could aim right, maybe in the middle, instead of all over the seat, then you would not have to pull the seat up or down. You've had like 25+ years of practice.... shoot, I could do it, and I don't even have a pointer.

Don't get me wrong, though, some woman are down right nasty, too. They can't aim, get it on the seat, don't clean it, and leave it for the next lady. So I think the rule should be, if it's clean it's cool. Lift or no lift.

pitched by : AntiDigital

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Fair enough, then if you don't lower the seat, we will then stop buying toilet paper for you whenever you call and whine about not having time to go to the store, and could you "pleeeassseeee" pick it up along with a six pack of beer while you are there, and can you get here soon because the game is about to start...

pitched by : ophelia

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