A little bit about me.

I like to bitch and sometimes I'm a bitch. My favorite phrase when I'm a bitch is to say: Hello Lucifer. Welcome me to Hell & where the fuck is my drink?

Things I won't stand for.

too many to list. isn't this what this site is for?

You can be my friend if...

you don't bitch about me bitching.

In five years...

I hope to raise my daughter to be a bitch like me.

favorite books:

• Why men like bitches.

favorite bands:

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